Guys, what if the whole world is just a big testicle and we must all race at the end of time to be the sperm that enters the next life?…

- I have weird friends.

ultrafacts:

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Perfect

The Dumblrdoor one just killed me.

sneakymonster:
*Boop*

*Boop*

How I feel if I don’t cut my nails.

How I feel if I don’t cut my nails.

shinonarts:

Infinity

Yes

catsbeaversandducks:

Post-it Notes Left on the Train

Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.

Via My Modern Metropolis 

MAKE MONDAY HATE YOU!

ANUBIS NO

roachpatrol:

kenaabik:

So I see this

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and all I can think is 

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this

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Tell them how I am defying gravity. [x]

Yesyesyesyesyesyes

You can't run from this

Watch me!

lolthatsme:

VIEW GALLERY [x] 

Because everyone loves food. Is your life consumed by food too? How many can you relate to?